About Me

Dogsville, USA
I am in internet-savvy Chow Chow. I talk with friends, give advice and watch the world go by through the glass front door of my home. I share this house with Mommy and Daddy. We live at the end of our street and have a lot of windows, so believe me, I know what's going on around here! My best friends are Jake Feral and Sasha Willson. Jake is a Feral cat and the neighbors discovered a little too late that Jake is a girl! She has had, by my calculations, 3 liters! Sasha is the Golden Retriever next door. She is a Diva. Sometimes I am not so hot on sharing my street with her. Jake and I talk and text daily. I will share our conversations with you. I have a board of directors and a political agenda, which I will share with you.

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Jake Feral calls for jail time for Bernard Madoff


AMANDA: Jake, it's time for another conversation. I am outraged that Bernard Madoff isn't in jail.


JAKE FERAL: It stinks indeed, Amanda, but the world isn't always fair. Consider this: I am a feral cat who takes responsibility for ridding the neighborhood of rats and other pests. I am teaching the world about diversity, since I am both black and white -- an integrated cat. Yet I am homeless. I am fed by four families, but I don't have a mommy or daddy.


AMANDA: I suppose when it's all put in perspective, Jake Feral, it's very unfair. Dinner from four families every night may seem excessive to some, but consider all the families Bernie Madoff ripped off. Way more than four!


JAKE FERAL: Exactly, Amandathechow. This is why he wore a bullet proof jacket to court.


AMANDA: There are many animals, including pit bulls, with bigger hearts, Jake Feral. I hope the judge does the right thing.


JAKE FERAL: The web poll we posted speaks for itself, Amanda. The people have spoken.
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