About Me

Dogsville, USA
I am in internet-savvy Chow Chow. I talk with friends, give advice and watch the world go by through the glass front door of my home. I share this house with Mommy and Daddy. We live at the end of our street and have a lot of windows, so believe me, I know what's going on around here! My best friends are Jake Feral and Sasha Willson. Jake is a Feral cat and the neighbors discovered a little too late that Jake is a girl! She has had, by my calculations, 3 liters! Sasha is the Golden Retriever next door. She is a Diva. Sometimes I am not so hot on sharing my street with her. Jake and I talk and text daily. I will share our conversations with you. I have a board of directors and a political agenda, which I will share with you.

Thursday, December 25, 2008

More Conversations With Jake Feral


AMANDA: Hey, Jake! Jake Feral, Merry Christmas.


JAKE: You, too, Amanda. The neighbors gave me some treats. And tell your Mommy I found the smoked Salmon she left outside last night. That was a wonderful Christmas Eve treat.


AMANDA: We are having roasted chicken tonight, Jake. I can't wait.


JAKE: I would like some, Amanda. One of the neighbors is out of town.


AMANDA: Can't you get by just being fed by three families, then, Jake?


JAKE: No, I need some of that chicken. Have I told you how beautiful you are? I know you love to be admired.


AMANDA: You rock, Jake Feral. You will get some chicken tonight. Have you seen this new picture of me with Mommy? She says I am a super model.


JAKE: Look, Amanda. I think you should demand some coinitch for looking so good. Most super models are getting big bucks.


AMANDA: I find that interesting, Jake Feral. While I think it is OK that I don't share my food with anyone, I should share the money I make modeling. It is Christmas, you know.


JAKE: I have an amazing idea. What if I become your agent and then I could take two thirds of everything you make, Amanda!


AMANDA: LOL, Jake Feral! Stealing that much of my income makes you a lawyer, not an agent. You could take seven percent. I believe that's going rate for the agents my Mommy has to deal with.


JAKE: What will you do with the money, Amanda?


AMANDA: I will pay off the Christmas bills, then I will do some charity work, Jake. I had a $30.00 budget for Daddy and I met my goal. I got him some flannel boxer shorts, some nice socks and a warm neck scarf so he can take me on longer walks.


JAKE: What charity could we help with the rest of the money, Amanda?


AMANDA: We will start a foundation so that feral cats can be spayed and then let back into the world. That seems to be a good cause, I think.


JAKE: That would be smart, Amanda. The fewer feral cats there are in this neighborhood, the more food for me! I have to go now so I can find you some modeling gigs. See you tonight around dinner time.
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