EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW with Digital Doug, a Leading Photographer of Models

AMANDA: Thanks for being with us today, Digital Doug.

DIGITAL DOUG: My pleasure, Amanda. I photograph people and dogs for Madison Avenue. I understand you have some questions about your potential as a super model.

AMANDA: Right, Digial Doug. I need to raise money to spay feral cats. I figure I can take advantage of my extreme good looks. Do I have any chance at all?

DIGITAL DOUG: You are beautiful. That's a fact. But sometimes that isn't enough. You have to have "the look" to sell the products. The most successful super models are so stunning, they get your attention. But the more you look, the more you notice some every day qualities and you think, "If I buy what they are wearing, I can look that good."

AMANDA: Where do I get started, Digital Doug? I have already hired Jake Feral as my agent.

DIGITAL DOUG: If Jake is smart enough to be fed by four families, I suspect she is smart enough to come up with a great marketing plan for you. You need to create a digital portfolio with exciting pictures of yourself in different settings -- enjoying some really good dog food, wearing a nice doggie outfit or staying in a dog-friendly hotel. We show it to potential advertisers and they would want you to sell their product.

AMANDA: That will be easy. I have some nice outfits and you know I love all food. I also love sleeping on people-beds. A digital portfolio. Jake and I are on it!